There’s a long list of places that you should not stick your finger. Places like light sockets, mouse traps, and your nose show up on that list. One thing that you won’t find on that list is the River Otter Finger Puppet. It is actually at the top of the list of places you SHOULD stick your finger. It’s a river otter puppet, specifically designed for fingers. Just what you’ve always wanted, right? You’re not alone. There are two types of people in the world, those who want a river otter finger puppet and those who have them. Those who have them are generally much happier. We can’t make any promises but it’s pretty certain that this little finger puppet will increase your happiness tenfold. It’s almost as good as having a real river otter except that you can stick your finger in this river otter puppet and make it do fun stuff. Try doing that with a real one! Not a good idea. In fact, if you look at the list of places that you should not stick your finger you will find a river otter on there. It’s right below ‘your sister’s eye’ and right above ‘a pencil sharpener’. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve stuck your finger in a small river otter puppet and told a story or sung a song. It’s a pleasure few people discuss, but those who have experienced it will tell you that having a river otter finger puppet is heaven on earth. Now all you have to do is put your finger on your mouse or your phone (don’t worry, both are on the ‘places you should stick your finger’ list) and get your very own River Otter Finger Puppet!